Curse

Malice Black · Feb 25, 2008, 05:27 PM // 17:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trub

Watching my guild leader get smooshed by a rolling rock...3 times.
"Hey looky...a...rock."
(This post will be deleted before he logs on)

lol we do think alike. Had some great fun with some guildies just getting squashed by those rocks

Luny was in fits on vent, was a funneh day.

RiKio · Feb 25, 2008, 05:31 PM // 17:31

My funniest moment.....

I was with my warrior doing Gate of Madness. It was hard to find a group, but finally I found one. The team consisted of 2 wammos, 1 waderv? (me testing some weird Schyte crap) 2 dervs, 1 Ele blinder and 2 monks.

We were fine until we reached the place were spwans the Shiroken. Then I spammed at Team Chat: Who will open the door? Me- said The Wammo.

The Wammo Leeroy to Shiro´s base. Obviosuly we had to kill The Ugly Monsters and The Ugly Claws. But that monster were hard to kill. Was strange because all my team completed the mission with other chars and didnt remeber that monster were hard to kill.

The Wammo Leeroy to Shiro´s base. The Shiroken spawned, and we waited for The Wammo. But The Wammo didn´t come. Instead he was killing the Shiroken. Obviosuly we went for helping him.

When we were fighting the Shiroken I realised they were healing. So I looked for the enemy monk, and killed it. But the enemies were recovering health still, so I went seeking an enemy Ritualist. I found it, and slayed it.

But the enemies were gaining Health. My team didn´t know that was happening. In 3 minutes all the team die due to the enemy presure. The warriors and one monk escaped. I rezzed the other monk and then tried to kill the lone enemy that tried to kill us. But it was healing itself. So I fell in the battle, and started watching what was doing the team. I pointed to The Wammo, and then I discovered the reason of Shirokens´inmortality.

``The Wammo is using [skill]Heal Area[/skill]´´

You can imagine the rest of the story............

And The Wammo is a generic name. I don´t remember the true name. But well....I prefer don´t.

ReiNaruto · Feb 25, 2008, 05:33 PM // 17:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trub

Watching my guild leader get smooshed by a rolling rock...3 times.
"Hey looky...a...rock."
(This post will be deleted before he logs on)

Quoted for eternity! (evil laugh)

I think that one of the most funny moments is when my allies go to Slaver's Exile. We like to kill everything on the map, not just run it.

In the path there are a lot of necros that spread disease like a machine gun. When someone gets diseased, it tries to spread the condition to all the team.

We have had really good moments: A ranger running before the enemies where killed, shouting: "You won't get me!", a diseased warrior running out of the mob of enemies charging against our monks, or a monk saying: "This time you won't get me, I will un-disease you before anybody reaches me", I just casted recall on him and the next time I was diseased I canceled the enchantment. At that moment, we were crying due to the laugh.

ShadowsRequiem · Feb 25, 2008, 05:43 PM // 17:43

Well this isnt the funniest but it was a lot of fun. I love how random Idiots pm you saying "OMG IS NOT WORTH AT U NUBZ!"

After 3 mins of spamming I sold it easily for 20k very funny.

71.229 · Feb 25, 2008, 05:47 PM // 17:47

Heroes' Ascent running Thumpway (couple Thumpers, couple N/Rts, tainter, NR/Tranq, etc) We run into an Elebomb team (eight Savannah Heat/Augury/Dark Prison eles), scatter properly, and mop the floor with them in under two minutes.

Two rounds later, we run into the same Elebomb team. They recognize us, they're hesitant. Cue five minutes of taunts and radar-flirting. Our tainter gets sick of it, runs up and Rotting Fleshes one guy, then retreats.

A minute passes.

One ele breaks and charges our backline, gets obliterated by a trapstack, two thumpers, and a Rodgort's Invocation. EoE procs, wipes the rest of their team in a half-second.

Turns out having no heals is a liability.

Adeno · Feb 25, 2008, 06:22 PM // 18:22

One time we were just having fun in alliance chat when someone said "(throws pie at Adeno)". Then suddenly in the central transfer chamber, somebody shouted "WTB: Pie 5K!" lol=D

Another time was we were just hanging out and talking in alliance chat and then I was gonna talk about boxing when suddenly somebody won and the announced name was something like "Mike Tyson Maneuver [Bite]" lol=D

One of the best times I had was when we went to Hell's Precipice and we were on the part where we had to beat "ghost rider" (I don't wanna spoil the story for anyone, he just looks like the ghost rider comic book hero). Anyway, I always followed the orders (I'm a warrior with random secondary jobs) so when they told me to "Kill the sparks

" I rushed in to the upper area, dodging attacks and enemies (and ghost rider!) and started killing the sparks, when suddenly they shouted "No, not like that, when they come here!" to which I quickly ran back to them with my poor warrior butt on flames lol!

RedNova88 · Feb 25, 2008, 06:42 PM // 18:42

The following both happened in AB while I was playing and they both gave me a good laugh so I thought I'd share them!

ReiNaruto · Feb 25, 2008, 06:46 PM // 18:46

Last SS is possible, you reached the 500 limit before the other side by a kill, and in the next second the points from shrines were counted.

Once of the teams have won, the score couldn't be changed to avoid this things.

McMullen · Feb 25, 2008, 09:08 PM // 21:08

http://www.isarapix.com/pix56/1203973656.jpg
Can't beat a good LoD wammo.

Gun Pierson · Feb 25, 2008, 10:12 PM // 22:12

This happened just last week.

We're doing a full DoA run on HM (PUG)and the teamleader wants to start in Gloom. No prob for the team, of we go. As soon as we enter gloom, one monk says 'My shard!' and before everyone had even the chance to discuss who's gonna be hassled with taking the shard of brilliance with us, that monk alrdy picked it up.

About 3 hours later we succeeded and end our full run in Stygian Veil. While everybody's saying 'gj' and 'gg' and all, the monk says 'My shard!'. Turns out he carried the thing through all 4 areas.

Harmless · Feb 26, 2008, 01:06 AM // 01:06

Some guildies and I were in Druid's Overlook. It hadn't been that long since sorrow's furnace had been added so we decided to joke around. We started saying ..."Running people to Amok, join party." and then "I'm wielding a long bow of Amoking", etc.

We were in a full party and people started pm'ing us that the party was full, where was Amok, etc.

A more recent one was this weekend when I failed to note that the drop that I was picking up was booby trapped. Picks up worthless drop, boom, falls over dead. Rest of party lol's.

jon0592 · Feb 26, 2008, 02:48 AM // 02:48

Some guy in dunes of despair kept talking to my Zhed and asked how he became non-human. I didn't tell him a thing

McMullen · Feb 26, 2008, 08:46 PM // 20:46

I've had someone chat up my Zhed too, he got very pissed off with him.

wanmoke · Feb 26, 2008, 09:01 PM // 21:01

'Nuff said.

Tyla · Feb 26, 2008, 09:25 PM // 21:25

Someone tigercoptering someone else, then using Tiger Stance, I ask "Why not Frenzy? O_O"
....He says "frenzy is bad because of double damage"

I lol'd.

chfanfiction · Feb 26, 2008, 09:54 PM // 21:54

Hey everyone, I'm new here.

Probably the funniest moment I ever had was a little while ago in early NF.

I was doing the master quest where you have to defend something from hordes of enemies. The henchies and I were getting overwhelmed, but luckily we were about three feet away from a res shrine so we had 60% DP and still managed to stay near the mobs.

After we defeated about half of them, the guy came back and was promptly ignored by the enemies. I was then told he had my reward.

After a few tries at getting to him, I finally got to him. What was I greeted with as the mob swarmed both of us, poised to kill?

"Thanks! Looks like everything's how I left it. I hope you didn't get too bored."

Miska Bow · Feb 26, 2008, 10:16 PM // 22:16

I never run people unless its someone new to EoTN and they want to go to Gunnar's Hold. I always stop to show them the wabbits and send them down to get the treasure just by the tree in the middle.

Those evil nasty wabbit.

''And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small..

I always make sure they're not going for survivor first

Nightmares Hammer · Feb 26, 2008, 10:26 PM // 22:26

Doing Destructions Depths with four Pyromancers... Fun times.

Mohnzh · Feb 26, 2008, 11:11 PM // 23:11

Bro and his wife (very new GW players) had been stuck for a long time on the Nightfall mish where you have to kill the Drought. Asked for my help because they were so frustrated that they could not kill Drought. I bring along r10 Asuran Pain Inverter. After clearing all the other droughtlings (but not turning the water pipes so we can get masters) I yell for them to go and charge in with my heroes dozen minions close on my tail. I cast Pain Inverter just before Drought gets Sandstorm off. Drought dies in under 2 seconds. bros wife hadn't started running yet, bro just got there in time to hit Drought once for 12 damage. Bros wife: "Holy crap". Cutscene. Masters Reward. PvE skills ftw.

Funny moment #2: When they declare the winner of the best play in Elona (can't remember what the contest was called) and they acted it out. I had Olias set up as an MM. During the middle of the play one of the actors feigns death or faints or something. Olias created minions out of the actor while he was lying on the ground. Guess that ended his acting career.

komma · May 07, 2008, 07:29 PM // 19:29

i always LOL at desperate warriors trying to get off the last second heal sig, too funny.